1. Go to somewhere small where there are no big cities. Get a place to live and start convincing the people there that you can do magic. Eventually you can become their king and start a cult!
2. Make your own currency and trade it for US money.
3. Put foot straps on the roof of your car and have friends ride it like a snowboard.
4. Keep writing, you might be on a roll!
5. Eat a worm. Then try to tell the story about it to someone. Try to not stop talking for fifteen minutes.
2. Make your own currency and trade it for US money.
3. Put foot straps on the roof of your car and have friends ride it like a snowboard.
4. Keep writing, you might be on a roll!
5. Eat a worm. Then try to tell the story about it to someone. Try to not stop talking for fifteen minutes.